Chair Shots and Miscarriages of Justice: WWE Extreme Rules 2016

CHAIR SHOTS AND MISCARRIAGES OF JUSTICE

WWE EXTREME RULES 2016

To quote Michael Cole: “and I quote.....” so that I may now quote myself from the last blog on Payback and the future of the Intercontinental Championship: “Knock on wood in this New Era it’s a set up to a triple threat at Extreme Rules with Owens­Cesaro­Miz [maybe even a fatal­four­way with Zayn?]”​. #BOOM!!! Called my shot and like the Babe that ball is deep and it is outta here!!! [WHAT?!] I said I came through in the clutch unlike Alex Ovechkin of the Washington Capitals in the Stanley Cup playoffs. [WHAT?!] I hit the big shot like Jordan. [WHAT?!] I said I predicted a Fatal­Four­Way for the IC title between The Miz, Cesaro, Sami Zayn, and Kevin Owens. Ooohh yyyyeaa!!

BEST MATCH: Successfully predicting that there would be a Fatal­Four­Way match at Extreme Rules between Sami Zayn, Kevin Owens, Cesaro, and The Miz. I saw the writing on the wall, I channeled the intellectual energy of Bobby The Brain and The Genius, the planets aligned, the magic 8 ball was in agreement [after being asked twice because it said to ask again later], and sure enough the match was made. I can’t wait to see the fruit of my vision in action. The speed of Zayn, the power of Cesaro, the fire of Kevin Owens, Maryse doing what she does best while The Miz..... well it should be aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwesoooooommmmmme.

WORST MATCH: Now I know what some of you are thinking. You’re about as impressed as The Rock was with the one thing The Big Show thought he did best [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCdfWNCZWS8]. And the response is simple...... IT DOESN’T MATTER WHETHER YOU’RE IMPRESSED OR NOT!!!

MOST DISAPPOINTING MOMENT: The name ‘Extreme Rules’. The Ambrose Asylum looks interesting, no DQ ok, and whatever an ‘extreme rules match’ is ok fine. But let’s not kid ourselves here. It’s like that guy that is all jacked up with “hardcore” tattoos, varying MMA t­shirts, and talks a tough game until it’s time to go then Boom. 1 punch and he’s balling.

BEST MOMENT: The celebration beer that followed the successful prediction of the Fatal­Four­Way match at Extreme Rules. Success followed by a tasty beer only makes the moment that much sweeter. No wonder Stone Cold kept a cooler ringside, you just never know when it’s time to crack open a victory cold one.

PARTING SHOTS:
­-Awesome party of 1
­-Rock and Big Show’s promos were fun
­-Chair....shots rock! Chair.... shots rock!!
­-Woooooo!!!!!!
­-#winning

Angry Rating Scale: Solid 1. Have a nice day!

~Double M