Original
Airdate: April 24, 1983
From St. Paul, Minnesota;
Your Host is Ron Trongard
Opening Match: Brag Rheingans v Rocky Stone: Gene Okerlund acts
as the ring announcer tonight, and boy, thank God he didn't stick with that
role for the rest of his career, because I can guarantee you he wouldn't be so
well remembered if he had. His style is really much better suited to
interviewing than announcing or any sort, including commentary. Handshake to
start. Rheingans controls on the mat in the early going, putting Stone through
the wringer with a long armbar. Brad runs into a shoulderblock during a criss
cross, however, and Rocky capitalizes with an elbowsmash to the neck, then
follows up by snapmarring him over for a chinlock. Kneedrop only gets two, so
he tosses Rheingans to the outside for a bit. You know it's a different era
when kicking out of a kneedrop is enough to frustrate your opponent. Rheingans
makes a comeback as he gets back in, and blitzes Stone with an earringer and a
pair of dropkicks before finishing him off with a gutwrench suplex at 7:00. ¾*
Steve Regal v Buck Zumhofe: Different Steve
Regal, of course. Same Buck Zumhofe though, unfortunately. Buck sticks and
moves in the early going, and he dodges a monkeyflip before blasting Regal with
a dropkick. They trade bodyslams, and Zumhofe applies an overhead wristlock,
but Steve escape with a hiptoss. Regal dazes him with a few turnbuckle smashes,
and a snapmare puts Buck down for an armbar. Regal with a 2nd rope
elbowsmash for two, and he works a chinlock. Buck makes the comeback in the
corner, however, and a hiptoss sets up a dropkick to put Steve on the outside.
Buck keeps coming with a bodyslam on the way back in, and a 2nd rope
pump-splash finishes Steve off at 8:37. ¾*
Jerry Lawler v John Tolos: I think this may be
the first time I've actually seen Tolos work a match, as my only exposure to
him until now has been his WWF stint in 1991. Tolos jumps him from behind, and
unloads in the corner before applying a wristlock on the King. He keeps after
the arm with a pair of 2nd rope flying stomps to the part, then back
to the wristlock. Jerry escapes and works an aggressive side-headlock, and boy
is Trongard a fan of the King! Jerry works a chinlock, but Tolos escapes with a
backdrop, but the King counters to a sunset flip for two. Double-knockout spot
follows, and these 80s crowds are so hot for wrestling that they actually
LOUDLY count along with the double count for this! I just watched Extreme Rules
2016 the other day, and the crowd could barely be bothered to politely applaud
for high spots, and these motherfuckers are losing their shit over a count. Tolos
with a backbreaker for two, and a kneedrop gets two. Jerry pops up and
snapmares him down for some punches, and a 2nd rope fistdrop gets
two. I just noticed that they don't have a ring skirt here, which is an odd
look, to say the least. Jerry keeps pounding, but misses a charge in the
corner, so Tolos tries a 2nd rope kneedrop, but the King dodges, and
finishes with the Piledriver at 7:53. Too bad for John, but I'd bet he'd be
perfect for a career in coaching. Lawler really knew how to work a crowd, and
this was engaging. * ¼
NWA World Women's Tag Team Title Match: Wendi
Richter and Joyce Grable v Judy Martin and Velvet McIntyre: I think this may be
the only time I've ever actually seen this particular title defended. Although,
a quick check shows that this belt actually became the WWF Women's Tag Team
Title later in 1983, and I've definitely seen it defended there as such. Wendi
and Velvet start, and Richter violently throws her out of the ring. Trongard
notes that Richter was actually one of the original Dallas Cowboys cheerleader,
and God help us all if that's actually true. Back in, Velvet catches her with a
headscissors takedown, and Richter quickly bails to Grable. Joyce gets caught
in an armbar, and the challengers take turns working her arm. Eyerake allows
the tag back to Wendi, but she runs into a bodyslam from Judy, and held down
with a wristlock. Trongard notes that this match will run forty five minutes or
less, which sounds distinctly like a threat. Wendi manages to escape a series
of arm holds to get the tag, and Joyce works her own series of arm holds on
McIntyre. She throws Velvet around with a fun series of snapmares via hair
pulls, as the champions work to cut the ring in half. Judy gets the tag and
blitzes Richter with clotheslines for two, but gets knocked into the wrong
corner, and tied in a tree of woe. They cut the ring in half on their new
victim, but Martin manages to snap off a clothesline to escape for the tag!
Velvet is a fabric store of fire, and Roseanne Barr the door, we've got a
kettle on! All four girls miss individual splashes, and Richter puts Velvet in
an overhead backbreaker, but she won't quit. Bodyslam and a backbreaker get
two, so the champs get sick of her, and finish with a backdrop/powerbomb combo
at 13:46. That finish was crazy for 1983 (the powerbomb didn't catch on as a
move in North America until over six years
later), but I wouldn't recommend it to a friend. *
Wahoo McDaniel v Eddie Boulder: I know it was sort
of a standard thing for the period, but Trongard's need to re-introduce himself
to the audience at the start of each match is becoming incredibly annoying.
This aired on closed circuit, man, no one's channel surfing! And he's still
wetting his pants over Jerry Lawler, too! Handshake to start, and Wahoo works a
wristlock, but loses a slugfest, and Eddie drops a pair of knees. My God, the
future Brutus Beefcake is barely recognizable at this point. Legdrop is worth
two, and a bodyslam sets up another pair of kneedrops for two, as Trongard
completely ignores the match to talk about Jerry Lawler. He even goes so far as
to bring the King out for an interview, mid-match! McDaniel with a vertical
suplex for two, and a series of turnbuckle smashes put Boulder down for an elbowdrop to finish at
7:06. This was, in a word, 'notgood.' ¼*
Six-Man Tag Team Match: Rick Martel and The
High Flyers v Jesse Ventura, Blackjack Lanza, and Ken Patera: Martel starts off
with Patera, and he uses his speed to throw the powerful Patera around. Over to
Jim Brunzell with an atomic drop for two, and he holds Ken in an armbar, but
Patera manages to power into the corner to tag Jesse. He runs into trouble in
the form of a flying Greg Gagne for two, and Greg tries a fujiwara armbar, but
gets immediately overpowered, and walloped in the heel corner. Jesse minus the
bandana is jarring. Lanza tags in, but loses a chopfest with Gagne, and Martel
tags in to 'plant' a dropkick on him for two (it missed by about a mile). Trongard
notes that Bobby Heenan (manager of the heels) could 'get upset about
anything!' And then proceeds to list off some examples, like 'Sunday, Monday,
five o'clock!' That must be exhausting. The heels try cutting the ring in half
on Brunzell, but Gagne comes in with a sleeper on Patera to save - only to get
blasted by Ventura.
They go to work cutting the ring in half on Greg, but Lanza gets reversed into
the corner, and Martel gets the hot tag! He unloads on Lanza, but misses a
dropkick, and Patera drops an elbow on him for two. Ken with a vertical suplex
for two, but Rick blocks a backdrop from Lanza, and tags off to Brunzell. Jim
is a hive of fire, and Roseanne Barr the door, we've got a kettle on! Finish
comes when Patera pins Brunzell after using a Heenan provided weapon at 17:03.
Solid, well paced match. **
AWA World Title Match: Nick Bockwinkel v Hulk
Hogan:
The pop for Hogan's entrance is mesmerizing. It's dumbfounding that they
wouldn't take a chance with this guy. Master of subtlety, Hogan sports a 'We
Want the Belt' t-shirt, with 'Now or Never' printed on the back. Bockwinkel
immediately bails to the floor at the bell, and starts a stall session. And you
can't blame him, since as soon as he makes contact with Hogan for the first
time, he's on his ass courtesy of a shoulderblock. More stalling, until Nick
manages to get Hogan in a standing side-headlock, but Hulk uses his power to
escape. More stalling, until Bockwinkel comes in and starts throwing knees, but
Hulk responds in kind, and gets the better of that exchange. Backbreaker gets
two, and a cross corner shoulderblock leaves Bockwinkel reeling, but he manages
to pop a shot to the breadbasket to put the challenger down for two. Nick tries
a mat-based front-facelock, but can't hold the Hulkster down. Piledriver, but
Hogan counters with a backdrop, so Nick starts desperately throwing low
headbutts to keep Hogan at bay. He tries following in after a cross corner
whip, but eats boot, and Hulk unloads a series of punches for two. Running
forearm smash sets up an elbowdrop for two, and a shoulderbreaker is worth two.
Didn't see that move out of Hogan very much during the WWF years.
Forward-powerslam gets two, but Bockwinkel dodges the Legdrop, and railroads
his challenger into the corner. Bodyslam, but Hogan topples him for two, and
whips him into the ropes for a big boot (to the midsection?). Running forearm
smash sets up another elbowdrop for two, but a corner charge misses. This may
be the longest match Hogan worked for years and years following. Nick gets the
Sleeper on, but Hulk manages to snapmare his way out - taking out the referee
in the process. Uh oh. Nick gets the hold back on, but the referee gets bumped
a second time as Hogan falls into the corner to escape. Double uh oh.
Bockwinkel applies the hold for a third time, but this time Hulk dumps him over
the top to the floor to escape, then brings him back in with a vertical suplex.
Legdrop, and we have a new champion at 18:12! The crowd pops, but they've seen
Hogan screwed out of victory against Bockwinkel numerous times before, and they're
somewhat reserved... you can tell they're just waiting for the other shoe to
drop. And they don't have to wait for very long, as AWA President Stanley
Blackburn comes out and awards the bout to Bockwinkel via disqualification,
since Hogan dumped him over the top rope. And NOW the crowd is anything but
reserved, LOUDLY booing the decision, and pelting the ring with trash to
express their disgust. Maybe not the best match in history, but certainly
historically significant, and worth seeing. * ¾
Main Event: Mad Dog Vachon and Verne Gagne v
Adnan Al-Kassie and Jerry Blackwell: Verne's got to have balls of steel to come
out there and face the crowd after that last finish. Gagne starts with
Blackwell, and unloads on the guy with gusto. Backdrop and a splash get two,
and Mad Dog delivers a double-stomp for two. Tag to Adnan, but he gets
destroyed by Vachon, but Adnan starts using his cast covered arm as a weapon to
knock Mad Dog to the floor. He follows him out to unload a shot with the ring
bell to bust Vachon open, but Gagne makes the save. Verne grabs a chair to
exact revenge with, but the damage has been done to Vachon, and the heels cut
the ring in half. Mad Dog fights Blackwell off long enough to tag, and Verne is
a retirement castle of fire - only to run into a front-powerslam for two. Jerry
tries a big splash, but misses, and Gagne dodges an avalanche as well to setup
a sleeper. That draws Adnan and Mad Dog in, and Roseanne Barr the door, we've
got a kettle on! Finish comes when Verne and Vachon corner Adnan with an
assault on the cast covered arm, and Gagne hits a 2nd rope flying
high knee to the arm for the pin at 12:23. Shit match, but it sent the crowd
home somewhat happy following the clusterfuck in the World Title bout. ½*
BUExperience:
I know I promised Survivor Series 1989 up next, but this surprise Network drop
of three major AWA supercards supersedes it! You’ve got to love the Network!
Good thing this didn’t exist when I was a kid, or I’d have never left the
house!
As far as a
wrestling show a fan in 2016 can enjoy goes, this is pretty weak, but from a
historical significance point of view, it’s certainly worth checking out. Especially
so if your starting reference point for a lot of these names (Ventura, Hogan, Brunzell, Richter, Okerlund,
etc) is their WWF tenures, it’s particularly interesting to see them working
prior to that.
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