Original Airdate: April 27, 2008
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Opening WWE
ECW Title Match: Kane v Chavo Guerrero: Chavo tries to spar with the champion to start, but that ends badly for him, and Kane drills him with a seated dropkick. He follows with a vicious looking hangman, but Guerrero swipes at the leg to escape, so Kane chokes his ass in the corner. Kane with a press-slam, but a charge is countered with a drop-toehold into the middle turnbuckle, forcing Kane to fight him off by tossing Guerrero over the top rope. Kane tries a flying clothesline on the way back in, but Chavo manages to shove him down to the floor to block, and he starts working on the champion's leg as they head back inside. Kane fights him off with an electric chair, and uses a big boot to set up a pair of corner clotheslines. Sidewalk slam gets two, but Chavo blocks the
Great Khali v Big Show: Who booked this shit? The first minute is nothing but an extended stare down, before things get going with a slugfest. Khali controls that, so Show starts trading headbutts with him, then chops. Khali dominates all of those exchanges, and unloads in the corner, but Show fires back. He tries a bodyslam, but Khali blocks, and clotheslines Show over the top. Khali follows to send Show into the post, then back inside, he slaps on a (really poorly executed) crippler crossface. Show escapes and tries another bodyslam, but gets toppled for two, and Khali slaps on a nervehold. Show escapes, so Khali chops him for two, and he grabs a bow-and-arrow. Show escapes in the corner, and finally manages to hit the bodyslam, but it only gets two. Well, it is still just a basic bodyslam. I mean, I'm happy for him that he was finally able to do it, but it's hardly a murderkilldeath move. Khali tries a choke, but Show reverses into a Chokeslam at 8:06. Woof. This should have been done in five minutes max. -*
Batista v Shawn Michaels: Chris Jericho acts as the special guest referee for this one, and actually looks like he'd fit in perfectly as a referee. Usually wrestlers are so jacked up, or have weird hair/facial hair, or whatever, that they look 'wrong' in the role, but
Twelve-Woman Tag Team Match: Mickie James, Ashley, Kelly Kelly, Maria, Michelle McCool, and Cherry v Beth Phoenix, Melina,
World Heavyweight Title Match: Undertaker v Edge: The WWE's version of the big gold belt looks like such a toy compared to the original. Undertaker kicks the crap out of him in the early going, until Edge goes to the eyes, and clotheslines the champion over the top. Undertaker lands on his feet, so Edge quickly follows up with a baseball slide, but a dive off of the apron backfires when Undertaker catches him for a ram into the post. Undertaker whips him into the barricade next, then drops him across it with a snake-eyes. Another snake-eyes across the apron for good measure, and a guillotine legdrop connects on the way back in. Undertaker with a bodyslam to set up a legdrop for two, but another snake-eyes is countered with the Edge-o-Matic for two. Edge with an inverted spear for two, and he grounds the champion in a bodyscissors. Undertaker manages to shift his weight and unload with mounted punches to escape, but Edge fights off the follow-up with a dropkick to the back. Baseball slide knocks Undertaker out of the ring, and Edge hustles him back in for an elbowdrop to the back, ahead of a camel clutch. Undertaker starts to power out, so Edge shifts to another bodyscissors, then into a reverse chinlock. Undertaker powers free of that as well though, and a criss cross results in a double knockout spot. Both guys stagger up, and throw simultaneous big boots for a second double knockout. That leads to a slugfest, won by Undertaker, and he whips his challenger into the corner for a clothesline. Snake-eyes sets up a big boot and an elbowdrop for two, but Edge manages to block the ropewalk forearm. That allows him to try a rana off the top, but Undertaker is able to shove him off to block, and he leaps with a flying elbowdrop - only for Edge to move, and hook the leg for two! Guess there's a reason he doesn't try that one very often. Undertaker tries the chokeslam, but Edge counters with a Russian legsweep for two, but a trip to the top gets the challenger slammed off for two.
Main Event: WWE Title Fatal Four-Way Elimination Match: Randy Orton v John Cena v Triple H v John Bradshaw Layfield: Entrances take forever here. Sometimes the modern product is too much like a videogame, but one thing those games have over the real thing is the ability to disable entrances. I like a good entrance sequence as much as the next fan, but four modern length standard entrance routines in a row is a lot. Orton grabs the title belt, and charges JBL right at the bell, but Bradshaw drills him with a big boot to block, and Randy is left licking his wounds on the outside. The other three trade off in the ring, with HHH hitting Layfield with a vertical suplex, then corner whipping Cena to put him down on the outside. Cena spears Randy out there, but gets knocked off the apron while trying to climb back inside, and Layfield works with Orton to beat on HHH. It spills to the outside, where HHH is able to whip Layfield into the steps, but a Pedigree on the floor is blocked. Inside, Cena hits Orton with the Throwback, and the flying rocker dropper sets up the STFU. Bradshaw looks to save, but remembers that it's elimination rules, and thinks better of it. Unfortunately for him, as he's taunting Orton, HHH sneaks up and puts him in a crippler crossface! Both escape, and Orton tosses Cena over the top, but walks right into a big boot from Bradshaw for two. Layfield tries to charge, but hits boot, allowing Orton to cream him with a lariat. Randy goes upstairs, but Bradshaw dives into the ropes to crotch him on the top turnbuckle to set up a superplex, but Cena and HHH head over to powerbomb them both off in the process. That gives Cena and HHH stereo two counts, and they slug it out between themselves from there - Cena controlling with a suplex for two. Cena goes for the Five Knuckle Shuffle, but HHH counters with a rotating spinebuster, only to have the Pedigree blocked when Bradshaw charges him with a clothesline. That allows Cena to go for the FU, but HHH blocks, so John backdrops him over the top. That allows him to tackle Bradshaw in the STFU, and Layfield is the first man eliminated at 10:31. Unfortunately for Cena, Orton punts him in the noggin before he even releases the hold, and Cena is done at 10:42. The two remaining men slug it out, won by Hunter with a vertical suplex to set up a kneedrop for two. To the outside, Orton reverses a whip into the steps, and sends Hunter into the first row with a catapult! Hunter really smacked into that barricade on the way over too, ouch. Orton vertical suplexes him back over to ringside, then muscles him back inside to cover for two. Orton goes to work on the midsection that HHH smacked into the barricade with, but Hunter starts slugging back, so Randy deliver an inverted headlock backbreaker for two. Chinlock/bodyscissors combo wears HHH down, and Randy hits a snap powerslam for two. RKO looks to finish, but Hunter is able to block, and he throws a high knee to buy recovery time. Orton tries a backdrop, but HHH counters with a kneeling facebuster for two, and he clotheslines the champion over the top. Hunter follows to toss Orton into an announce table, but the follow-up is countered when Randy drops him into the barricade. That allows Orton time to grab the steps, and he sets up a piledriver onto them, but HHH sweeps the legs to block, dropping the champion onto the steel with a smack! Ouch! Back in, Hunter keeps coming with a rotating spinebuster, but Orton counters the Pedigree with a backdrop. RKO, but Hunter blocks, only to bump the referee in the process - allowing Orton to hit it on the next try for two! He goes for the kill with the punt, but HHH dodges, and a reversal sequence ends in Hunter delivering the Pedigree at 28:12. Felt a little bulky, but segmenting it into what were basically two separate matches helped it go down easier. ** ¾
BUExperience: Hardly a classic, but a solid, focused show that’s an easy watch.
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