With Halloween right around the corner, I thought it would be fun to look back at WCW’s old Halloween offerings, starting with the first one, way back in 1989.
Live from Philadelphia, PA, your hosts are Jim Ross and Bob Caudle.
Opening Match:
Z-Man v Mike Rotunda: Z-Man is Tom Zenk, as WCW was feeling especially
creative. They fight over a headlock in the early going, with Zenk controlling,
until Rotunda catches him with a knee, and dumps him. Zenk back in with a
sunset flip for two, and he goes to a wristlock to really speed things up. Rotunda
comes back with a mat based headscissors, but does at least bother to use the
ropes for leverage. Criss cross, and Rotunda dumps Zenk, then stuns him across
the ropes when he tries to crawl back in. Suplex back in gets two, so he grabs a rope assisted abdominal stretch (shades of IRS!). Dropkick misses, however, and Zenk rolls through a flying
bodypress to get the pin at 13:23. Horrible choice for an opener. ¼*.
Six Man Tag Team
Match: The Samoan Swat Team & Samoan Savage v The Midnight Express &
Steve Williams: The Swat Team are the future Headshrinkers. Big stall to
start, as they can't decide who will start (what is this, Survivor Series?),
until finally we get Savage and Stan
Lane. Lane with a backdrop, and he dumps him,
drawing everyone onto the floor, and they tease a brawl. Back inside, Eaton
tags in but gets slammed, and that draws everyone in again. We get
Williams/Fatu when the dust settles, and Dr. Death just slaughters him, as the crowd
roars with approval. The Midnights take over, but that doesn't go as well. Samu
with a side kick on Lane, and he bails to tag Williams back in, as the crowd
pops. He is giddy as he decimates him with clotheslines, and lets Eaton hit a
neckbreaker for two. Lane tries a bodypress on Fatu, but gets slammed, and Savage
tags in. He crotches Bobby in the corner, and then dumps him so the SST can
crotch him on the rail. Oh, poor Bobby Eaton's balls. First, they get attached
to Bobby Eaton, then this. Inside, he takes a double clothesline for two, and a
nerve hold from Fatu. In a six man?! Seriously? Do you not understand the
concept? The entire Samoan side take turns headbutting the hell out of Bobby,
and a sidewalk slam gets two. Savage with a Vaderbomb, but he hits the knees,
and we have a hot tag to Williams. Slams all around! The big brawl finally
erupts (Chekhov would be so proud), and Savage pins Lane during a miscommunication
spot at 18:16. Much faster paced than the opener, and probably should have gone
on first to get the crowd going, particularly because they were rabid for Steve
Williams. Not much in the way of an actual match, though, and overlong. ½*.
Tommy Rich v The
Cuban Assassin: The Assassin jumps him at the bell, but gets caught on a
criss cross, and a pair of slams puts him on the floor. Back inside, Assassin
gets a springboard bodypress for two, and tries to dump Rich, but he looks
hesitant to take the bump, and instead counters with a sunset flip for two.
They work a long armbar sequence, peppered with brief bits of traded offense.
Cuban with a suplex, but he gets crotched on the top rope, and pinned with a
Thesz Press at 8:26. Nothing to see here. ¼*.
NWA World Tag Team
Title Match: The Fabulous Freebirds v The Dynamic Dudes: Hayes and Douglas
start off, and Hayes gets a sunset flip off of a criss cross right away. He
looks like a dead ringer for slightly pudgy, 1993 Shawn Michaels, too, which
makes his stint as WWF-shill Doc Hendrix all the more hilarious. “I am he as
you are he as you are me and we are all together.” Shawn: “That’s great. So, where’s
the coke?” Another criss cross, and Shane gets a neckbreaker, so Hayes tags
Jimmy Garvin in. Shane with a backdrop, and both guys tag out. 4-man brawl
leads to the Dudes double dropkicking the champs to the floor, and controlling
with a bunch of quick tags and double team leapfrog/dropkick combos. Nice spot,
as Johnny Ace gets Garvin in a headlock, but Hayes runs in, so he backdrops him
while still keeping the hold on. Hayes charges again, so he hits a headscissors
takedown, all while STILL keeping the hold on! The Freebirds won't have any of
that cute shit, though, and nail him with a cheap shot, and one side suplex
later Ace is half conscious on the floor. Back in, Garvin catches him with a
backdrop, and they do a cross corner slingshot. Hayes with a DDT, but Ace
blocks, and makes the tag. Shane with dropkicks all around, causing a 4-way
brawl, but Garvin reverses a side suplex and pins him at 11:27 to retain. Fast
paced tag match, that worked just fine for what it was. * ½.
The Steiner Brothers
v Doom: This was actually the debut of Doom (under masks), and the
Steiner's themselves are only about a year into their run at this point. Big
brawl to start, which the Steiner's win with stereo German suplexes. Double
double clotheslines put Doom on the floor, as they regroup with manager Woman
(Nancy Sullivan, who had brought them in as revenge for having her affections
rebuffed by the Steiners). The Steiners control the early going with power
stuff, as I have a hard time telling Doom apart. Oh, come on, they all look
alike. Masked wrestlers, that is. Butch Reed takes over with an atomic drop on
Rick, tags in Ron Simmons. He can't keep the momentum going, however, and eats
a suplex. Tag to Scott, who hits a flying clothesline for two. Simmons comes
back with a stunner on Rick, and a fist drop. Both men tag out, and Scott drops
him with a layout suplex for two, and then gives Simmons a German suplex for
his troubles. Trip up give Doom the advantage, and Reed hits a flying axehandle
to put Scott on the floor, where he drops him on the rail a couple of
times for the hell of it. Back in, they work a series of two counts off of that (a spot I
always love), distract the referee in order to double team and choke Steiner, then dump him over
the top. Scott tries to come back with a sunset flip for two, but eats a
neckbreaker for getting uppity, and then tossed into the heel corner for a
proper beat down. Reed powerslam gets two, saved by Rick. Double suplex gets
two, and Scott gets the tag to Rick, but the ref doesn't see it. In perfect
form, as the official is clearing Rick Steiner out of the ring, Doom hit Scott
with a spike piledriver. He makes the real hit tag moments later, however, and
Rick is on everyone. Scott, too, apparently having forgotten the entire heat
segment. Rana clears Simmons out, and Rick hits his powerslam on Reed, but
Woman slips him something, which he loads his mask with, and one headbutt later
spells doom for the Steiners at 15:26. Great, hard hitting tag team wrestling.
*** ¼.
NWA United States
Title Match: Lex Luger v Brian Pillman: They fight over a collar-and-elbow
to start, with neither man able to take the advantage, until Luger catches him
with a knee, and unloads in the corner. Slam, and he tries to dump him, but
Pillman hangs on, and tackles him, following with a backdrop and a dropkick,
putting the champ on the floor. He follows him out with a baseball slide, but
Luger avoids a springboard dropkick, and catches him on the way back in,
choking him on the ropes. Criss cross leads to Pillman with a springboard
bodypress for two, and he goes to an armdrag/wristlock combo. Luger tries a hip
toss, but Pillman does a terrific counter into a dropkick, and goes into an
armbar. Luger shoulderblocks to try and take over, but eats a dropkick, and
gets locked back in the armbar. Pillman with a crucifix for two, and then (say it with me) right back to the armbar. Of note: (or
maybe less so, these days) we see future ECW Hawaiian Shirt Guy in the crowd,
though in a baseball cap. Pillman upstairs, but a dive finds only mat, and
Luger tosses him in the air to let him see how it feels again. Lariat, and
another from behind. Hanging vertical suplex for two, and he drops a series of
elbows. Getting frustrated, he dumps Pillman to the floor, but it backfires
when he sunset flips back in, and then gets dumped himself when his desperately
throws a clothesline. He tries a superplex next, but no dice, and Pillman hits
a flying sunset flip for two. Diving back elbow, and a backdrop lead to a
springboard dropkick for one, when Luger's foot on the ropes saves him.
Neckbreaker, but Pillman misses a very visually impressive missile dropkick,
and gets caught in a stungun to allow Luger to retain in 16:48. Terrific, fast
paced match, with Pillman getting Luger further and further frustrated, only to
get overzealous when he thought he had the title won, and defeated up by the
veteran wrestler. *** ¾.
The Road Warriors v
The Skyscrapers: Big stare down to start, of course, whipping the crowd
into a frenzy. Animal starts with Dan Spivey, and dumps him after a pair of
clotheslines, where he regroups with Sid. Back in, Hawk attacks with a flying
axehandle, but double shoulderblock leads to a standstill. Spivey solves that
problem by tagging Sid in. Hey, it's what I'd do, too. He eats clotheslines,
and gets dumped, too, as I'm surprised they booked this thing so completely one
sided thus far. Test of strength goes Hawk's way, but he catches Hawk with a
big clothesline. Airplane spine variation of his powerbomb, and Spivey tags in
to hit a sidewalk slam for two. Baseball slide puts Hawk on the outside, and
Sid dumps him on the rail. Back in, Spivey with a hanging vertical for two, but
Hawk reverses a 2nd attempt. Sid tries to stop the comeback with
some double teams behind the referee's back, but Hawk catches Spivey with a
clothesline, and in comes Animal. Dropkicks! Clotheslines! Big brawl breaks out
within a minute, and Animal finishes Sid with his powerslam, but the referee is
caught up with Spivey and Hawk, allowing the Skyscrapers to get hold of a large
metal key, and clock Animal to break up the pin, and cause a DQ at 11:39. Well,
you knew they weren't going to book a clean ending here - though, I'm surprised
they didn't do a rematch at Starrcade. Match is no more than ¾*, but fun.
Main Event:
Thunderdome Cage Match: Sting & Ric Flair v Terry Funk & The Great Muta:
Bruno Sammartino is the special referee. A Thunderdome is basically a Hell in a
Cell style cage, but without a top, instead, electrified on top to prevent
anyone from getting in or out. The bout ends when a towel is thrown in. It's standard
tag rules, otherwise. Flair and Funk start out, and it's chops all around.
Sting wants in on the fun, and dumps Funk, slamming him into the cage. Inside,
Flair with a shindrop, and he takes a shot at Muta, too, for fun. That gives us
Sting/Muta, and Sting press slams him ring into Terry Funk. Suplex, and Flair comes in for an inverted
atomic drop. Shindrop, and Muta eats cage, triggering a 4-way brawl. In the chaos,
Muta takes over, and drops a series of crisp elbows and legs on Sting. Suplex,
and Funk runs in for some fun double team elbowdrops until Flair can save.
Sting with bulldogs on everyone, and Flair atomic drops Muta right into a Sting
clothesline. All four scale the cage, but it goes nowhere, as they just sell
the idea of the electrified top, and then climb back down. Sting with a long
delayed press slam on Muta, and Flair hits him with a side suplex. Figure four,
as Sting battles Terry atop the cage. Hold broken, and Muta applies a bridged
leglock. Funk joins in the fun, with a spike piledriver, as Sting is tied up in
the cage, and can't make the save. He finally pulls free, and makes a suicide
dive from the corner of the cell to mid ring, taking out Funk. Flair hits Funk
with a kneebreaker. Shindrop onto the, and Sting crotches Muta as Flair slaps
Funk into the figure four. Sting dives off the top rope with a pair of splashes
to really add to the effect, and Gary Hart throws in the towel at 21:55. Hot
brawl, to blow a fantastic program off. *** ¼.
- BUExperience: I hope you like tag team wrestling! Honestly,
this plays as fun show, from a fun period. Even some matches (such as the Road
Warriors/Skyscrapers) may not be technical classics, but they manage to but
fun, and the hot crowd doesn’t hurt. Definitely worth a look, particularly
Luger/Pillman. ***.
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