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Opening WCW Television Title Match: Diamond
Randy Savage v Zodiac: Zodiac attacks him from behind, when suddenly a fan runs into the ring, and they have to spill to the outside while the referee holds him back until security can show up. He's really wild too, looking like he wants to kill Savage. They should have signed that kid as the newest member of the Dungeon of Doom. It's kinda early in the show for anyone to be drunk enough to charge the ring, no? And besides, how drunk would you have to be where you think it's a wise move to pick a fight with the MACHO MAN?! Anyway, once he's cleared off (still wildly thrashing the whole way up the aisle), Zodiac hits Macho with a bodyslam, but Savage shrugs it off, and finishes him with the Flying Elbowdrop at 1:29. Barely a match. DUD (Original rating: DUD)
Road Warrior Hawk v Kurasawa: Hawk blitzes him to start, hitting a jumping shoulderblock, and a neckbreaker to set up a fistdrop for two. Charge in the corner misses, but Hawk totally no-sells it, and gutwrench slams him. He follows with a powerbomb, so Colonel Robert Parker trips him up, and Kurasawa capitalizes with a bodyslam, but misses a flying elbowdrop. Usually works for Savage. Hawk knocks him over the top with a clothesline, but gets distracted by Parker again, and sent into the post. Inside, Kurasawa backdrop drivers him, and a Samoan drop follows for a leveraged pin at 3:18. Kind of a mess, but it was quick. ¼* (Original rating: *)
Mr. JL v Sabu: I'm honestly not sure why they put Jerry Lynn under a mask, since he had good look to play a plucky babyface. Sabu charges in, but JL sends him to the outside - only to miss a baseball slide, and get him with a springboard moonsault press out there. Sabu tries a whip into the rail, but JL reverses, so Sabu tries a bodypress, but JL ducks. JL dives off the top with a flying bodypress before taking things inside, where Sabu misses a flying moonsault press. JL hits his own for two, and a sitout powerbomb is worth two. Charge misses, allowing Sabu a slingshot somersault legdrop for two, but he gets bridging German suplexed for two while climbing the ropes! JL goes up, but Sabu follows, and hits a victory roll off the top for two! Sabu climbs again, but JL uses a springboard dropkick to knock him over the top to the outside, but Sabu fights off the follow-up, and hits a slingshot moonsault for the pin at 3:24! Short, but ALL action, and full of stuff you didn't see a lot of in the
Lex Luger v Meng: Congratulations go out to WCW, as they've managed to make one of the most legit badass guys in the world of wrestling look like a complete dork with his new entrance cape. If Luger wins this, he wrestles Randy Savage later, since Macho won his own match against the Dungeon of Doom earlier. Luger slugs away at him, and unloads a series of turnbuckle smashes, followed by a catapult into the corner. Looked like that one took every bit of his physical strength to pull that one off, too. More than slamming Yokozuna, even. Meng hooks a small package for two, but a turnbuckle smash of his own gets reversed, and Luger clotheslines him over the top. Lex follows to send him into the post a few times, but it literally comes back to bite him, and Meng topples him during a side suplex for two. Shoulderbreaker follows, and Meng works him over in perhaps the dullest manner imaginable. And I'm a very imaginative guy. Piledriver gets two, and Meng works a chinlock. Lex slugs free, and hits a bodypress for two, but gets shoved into the corner, and kept down with a side suplex for two. Meng tosses him to the outside for Kevin Sullivan to taunt, but Sullivan doesn't physically abuse Luger in any way, adding fuel to the fire that Lex is an undercover Dungeon of Doom member. The announcers are all shocked that Kevin isn't interfering, though to be fair, Lex has been getting pounded for the last five minutes, so it doesn't look like Meng really needs any help at the moment. Whoops, spoke too soon, as Meng misses a dropkick, and Lex is able to reverse a vertical suplex. Luger mounts a comeback, so Meng pulls out a spike, and jabs Luger in the throat with it, but now Sullivan suddenly comes in to attack Luger before Meng can pin, and Lex wins by DQ at 13:12. This was really boring, and could have made the same point in half the time. ½* (Original rating: DUD)
Sting and Ric Flair v Arn Anderson and Brian Pillman: Flair got jumped by Anderson and Pillman earlier in the night, and isn't in the ring as the bell sounds, leaving Sting to go it alone. Sting starts with
Sumo Monster Truck Match: Hulk Hogan v Giant: Eric Bischoff and Bob Chandler (creator of the Big Foot monster truck) replace Schiavone on commentary for this one. These two are set to square off for the WCW World Title in the main event, but it wouldn't be a proper showdown if they didn't have a sanctioned crashing of their monster trucks first. Basically, they're on the roof of the adjacent Cobo Hall, their trucks welded together at the front bumper, and the object is to force the other mans truck out of the circle. The segment is presented as being live, but was actually taped the day before. Too bad Vince didn't think to give the results away on Superstars that morning. Anyway, not particularly exciting, but the real good stuff comes after Hogan forces Giant's truck out of the circle for the win, as they start fighting, and Hogan literally throws Giant off the roof of the arena! Well, that's certainly one way to get out of jobbing a title. Too bad Shawn Michaels wasn't watching this one – imagine WrestleMania 13 if he had been. Okay, so Giant's dead. That's a shame. Next match, please
Randy Savage v Lex Luger: Lex tries to convince Savage he hasn't sold out to the Dungeon of Doom, but Macho isn't buying it. I'd at least give Lex the benefit of the doubt, considering what happened when Tatanka accused him of selling out the year before. Lex wins a slugfest, and stomps Randy down in the corner, then tosses him to the outside. Lex dives after him with a flying axehandle off of the apron, but Savage reverses him into the rail, and adds a shot into the steps out there for good measure! Back in, Randy tries a flying axehandle, but Luger gut-punches him to block, and hooks a leveraged pin, but Jimmy Hart has the referee distracted, so no count. Lex tries to whip Randy into Hart, but gets reversed, and Savage capitalizes with the Flying Elbowdrop at 5:23. I can guarantee you that if the WWF was booking this, it would have been a lot better. DUD (Original rating: DUD)
Main Event: WCW World Title Match: Hulk Hogan v Giant: This is actually Giant's debut match. Unfortunately, it's obviously off now, what with Hogan killing him, and everything. The best part of the whole thing (and there are a lot of best parts) is the announcers wondering whether or not Giant is going to be able to compete after falling to his death. Hogan comes out, and let's us know what happened was real, and wasn't 'supposed to go down that way' (I'm glossing over about six 'brothers' there), which is just one of many 'Hogan referencing kayfabe' moments from late 1995 - including actually tearing up a copy of the Wrestling Observer newsletter in November. Giant shocks us all by coming out anyway, and even took the time to change out of his monster truck jumpsuit, and into his wrestling gear. That's one hell of a no-sell. I'm sure even Road Warrior Hawk was blushing when he saw that. Of course, no one could tell 'cause of the face paint. Hogan is dressed like his future
BUExperience: WCWs terrible pay per view streak continues. You really can’t overstate how important Nitro was for this promotion. Compared to a lot of their earlier pay per views in 1995, this wasn’t necessarily a lot better in the ring (worse, in some cases), but the overall presentation felt a lot better. Going live every week with exciting TV (as opposed to the weekend shows that were pre-taped way in advance that made up their television lineup pre-Nitro) was exactly the kick in the pants this promotion needed, and while this show wasn’t what I would consider ‘good,’ it also didn’t feel like a giant vortex of suck like most of the 1995 shows did.
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