Original Airdate: June
17, 1996
From Richmond, Virginia;
Your Hosts are Tony Schiavone and Larry Zbyszko for hour one, with Bobby Heenan
replacing Zbyszko for hour two
A rather lengthy recap of last night's Great American
Bash pay per view starts us off, but hey, it was their best show in years, so
you can't really blame them for wanting to talk about it
Stevie Ray v Rick Steiner: Stevie attacks from behind,
and pounds Rick down for some eye gouging, then puts the boots to hi in the
corner. Stevie with a clothesline and a bodyslam to set up an elbowdrop for
two, but runs into a nasty looking overhead suplex on a charge, and Rick
backelbows him to set up a flying bulldog for two. Man, Stevie's lucky he's
still walking after that suplex. He manages a powerslam to fight Steiner off,
but a 2nd rope flying forearm drop misses, and Rick Steinerlines him
for three at 2:14. They spent more time recapping the Bash at the top of the
show than they did on this entire match. Booker T runs out to nail Rick with a Harlem sidekick as Steiner is having his hand raised, and
Stevie powerbombs him, but Scott Steiner runs out to make the save - only to
get beat-up as well. Well, so much for that plan. ½*
Disco Inferno v Joe Gomez: This is Joe's debut. Disco
establishes dominance over the rookie by throwing him around a bit to start,
but he wastes time dancing, and Joe gives him an atomic drop. Gomez with a pair
of hiptosses and a dropkick to send Disco to the outside, but Inferno's more
concerned about his hair than the match. Joe forces him back in for another
dropkick, but a bodypress misses, and Gomez wipes out in the ropes. That allows
Disco to pound him, but Gomez fights him off in the corner, and hits a trio of
corner whips. Backdrop, but Disco counters with a swinging neckbreaker - only
to take too long before covering, thus allowing Gomez a crucifix cradle at
3:36. This was crap, but Disco's character is entertaining at least. ¼*
Backstage, Gene Okerlund is with Ric Flair and his
busty ladies, and Ric's in a jovial mood now that he's finally got a blonde in
the harem. Too bad he couldn't get a redhead to complete the quartet (quartit?)
The American Males v Arn Anderson and Chris Benoit: Benoit is sporting a massive
bruise on his face as a result of last night's brawl with Kevin Sullivan at the
Bash. Not sure if it's real of makeup, but honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if
it were real. That match was brutal. The males mock the Horsemen by holding up
four fingers facing downward, so you know they mean business. Scotty Riggs
starts with Anderson,
but Arn elects to knock Bagwell off of the apron before even making contact.
You gotta love the Enforcer, man. He gets cocky, allowing Riggs to schoolboy
him for two, but now he's managed to piss Arn off - and that's not a good
thing. Criss cross sees Anderson
try a piledriver, but Scotty counters with a backdrop, and throws a dropkick
for two. Tag to Bagwell for a flying axehandle, so Arn passes to Chris. Benoit
destroys him with chops, but Marcus fights back with a leg-feed enzuigiri.
Dropkick misses, allowing Chris to try a powerbomb, but Bagwell counters with
an armdrag. Reversal sequence sees Bagwell hit a hiptoss, but Benoit lifts his
knees to block a splash, and Arn tags in. Backdrop, but Bagwell counters with a
backslide for two, and a bridging fisherman suplex is worth two. Benoit tags
back in to unload on this kid with more chops, and he drops him with a side
suplex to set up the flying headbutt, but Riggs breaks the cover at two. That
allows Bagwell a clothesline, but Arn sneaks in with one of his own to even the
score, and Roseanne Barr the door! The Males blast Benoit with stereo
dropkicks, but Riggs runs into a cheap shot from Arn, and Chris drops him
across the top rope for the pin at 5:38. Sucks for them, but there's a woman in
the front row who seems like she BADLY wants the Males inside of her, so
hopefully they drowned their sorrows in her later. ** ½
Big Bubba Rogers v John Tenta: Bubba's really selling his
sadness over having his goatee trimmed at the Bash here. I don't think these
guys understand how hair works. Bubba attacks on the floor before the bell, but
Tenta manages a dropkick as they head in, and Rogers bails. Poor Tenta still has one side
of his head shaved, which must have really been fun for him in his daily life. Bubba
manages to sweep Tenta from the floor for a (super weak) crotching on the post,
and Rogers gets
a few two counts on the way back in. Straddling ropechoke hits, and Bubba works
a reverse chinlock ahead of a lazy slugfest that Tenta controls. He avalanches
Bubba in the corner a couple of times, so Jimmy Hart runs in with the
megaphone, but Tenta absorbs the blow, and hits the little runt with an atomic
drop. Scoop powerslam on Bubba follows, but instead of covering, John hits it a
second time, and gets a leveraged pin at 4:42. This was bad, Tommy. Real bad.
Afterwards, Tenta chases Hart around, but Bubba whips out a sock filled with
coins, and beats the piss out of John with it. Fuck, just let this dumb feud be
over already! DUD
Backstage, Randy Savage is ready to return to the ring
for the first time since Slamboree tonight, facing Ric Flair. Well, for the
first time on TV anyway, as he'd been working the house shows. It's worth
noting that there appears to be several WWF era Hulkamania t-shirts in the background
here
Ric Flair v Randy Savage: In a great bit of
counterprogramming, this kicks off the second hour (just as RAW is coming on
the air). That means Heenan is joining the announce team, but Savage is still
pissed about what happened at the Bash, and chases him around the building
first. Too bad Bobby was strictly 'no touch' at this point in his career,
because he could have had some fun interactions with Macho during this period.
Flair talks shit on his way to the ring, so Macho attacks him on the floor, and
hits a corner whip as they head in. Ric tries going to the eyes, but Savage
powers through it, and hits a backdrop, followed by a pair of clotheslines to
send the Nature Boy to the floor. Randy follows, but Ric is able to unload with
chops to take control, and he holds Macho for Elizabeth to abuse before dumping him into
the first row. That just serves to infuriate the Macho Man, and he blitzes
Flair over by his VIP table, stuffing the food down his throat, and bathing him
in his own expensive champagne. Into the ring, Savage unloads with jabs, and
hits a kneedrop. More jabs have Flair wobbly, and Savage shoves him into the
corner for a ten-punch, so Ric tries an inverted atomic drop, but Macho
no-sells, and just keeps pounding him! Cross corner whip flips Flair onto the
apron, where Randy is ready with a clothesline to put Ric on the floor. Randy
dives after him with a flying axehandle, but Flair hits the deck, and Savage
wipes out on the guardrail. Back in, Flair goes to town with more chops, but Savage
is so fired up that he refuses to sell. Ric responds by going to the top, but
whatever dive he's trying gets rerouted as Savage charges him, and Ric crash
lands. That looked awkward. Savage with a backdrop, and he dives with a flying
axehandle, so Ric pulls a weapon out of his kneepad, and blasts Randy with a
loaded fist! That sets up a pointed elbowdrop for two, so Savage retaliates
with a low blow, and he drills him with the Flying Elbowdrop! Again, so the
women head in to block is path, but he dives anyway! They bail, so Chris Benoit
runs in to give it a go, but Savage piledrives him. Here comes Arn Anderson,
but Savage tosses him over the top - only to get nailed with the briefcase by
Steve McMichael! Steve puts Flair on top as Arn revives the bumped referee, and
Flair gets the pin at 12:07. Good TV finish to properly establish McMichael in
his new role. Afterwards, it's beat down city from the Horsemen, and it's
really kind of too bad that the nWo angle took over the entire promotion before
this thing got a proper resolution, because this was all fantastic. Much better
than the dull Austin/Vega tournament match and Undertaker/Mankind feud recap
over on RAW. In fact, I'd even go as far as to call this one of their better
matches together from the WCW days. ***
Backstage, WCW World Champion Giant and Kevin Sullivan
talk to Okerlund about all the 'cliques' in WCW at the moment. Ha! This aired
opposite the opening moments of the Mero/Hart tournament match on RAW, and I'll
give the WWF the edge, simply because no one wants to hear Kevin Sullivan talk.
Seriously, dude was an automatic channel change for me in those days
Glacier teaser. This one actually features him in it
for the first time, as opposed to just a series of graphics
At the top of the show we got an extended recap of the
Bash undercard, and now we get one of the top of the card, including the
powerbomb through the stage by the Outsiders. This aired opposite more of the
Mero/Hart match, and I'll give the edge to WCW, as they were recapping a hot
PPV, including one of the biggest and most exciting angles ever
WCW Cruiserweight Title Match: Dean Malenko v Rey
Mysterio Jr:
Okerlund notes how impressed he was with Rey's 'acrobatics' at the Bash during
his pre-match promo. Dean tries to overpower him in the early going, so Rey
sweeps the leg in swift fashion, and gets him in a toehold. Malenko makes the
ropes, but Rey lands on his feet when the champion tries a monkeyflip, and a
criss cross ends in Rey hitting a springboard moonsault press. The crowd has no
idea what to make of this. Mysterio dodges a springboard bodypress and hooks an
Oklahoma roll
for two, so Dean tries a tilt-a-whirl, but Rey escapes. Reversal sequence ends
in Malenko drilling him with a short-clothesline, and he wrecks the poor challenger
with a crisp backbreaker into a submission version. Malenko's execution is just
incredible. Side suplex sets up an elevated half-crab, but Rey won't quit, so
Dean decides to punish him with a brainbuster for two. They're letting it all
hang out here. Malenko with a mat-based abdominal stretch, but Rey is in the ropes,
and he wisely bails to regroup. Back in, Malenko bodyslams him to set up
something off the top, but Mysterio crotches him up there. He tries bringing
the champ down with a rana, but Malenko blocks, and a reversal sequence ends in
Dean dropping him with an electric chair for two. Abdominal stretch into a
cradle gets two, so Dean shifts it into an STF, but Rey still won't quit, so
Malenko nearly busts a hole in the ring with a powerbomb for two. Wow! Exploder
suplex gets two, so Dean tries tying him up in a camel clutch, and even the
poor referee looks winded already. Rey won't quit, so Dean dumps him to the
outside for a whip into a rail, but Mysterio reverses, then dives with a springboard
flying rana on the floor! Rey goes up on the way back in, so Dean follows to
try his exploding gutbuster, but Rey is ready with a sunsetbomb for two.
Victory roll gets two, so Dean desperately tries a bodyslam, but Rey topples
him for two. Wheelbarrow bulldog, but Malenko counters with a vicious inverted
DDT, and that's finally enough to put a stop to Mysterio at 8:42! This was fantastic!
You know it's a great match when you're watching it and hoping it doesn't end.
I was really into this one, and liked it better than the (also very good but
slower) Great American Bash match. This aired opposite a Davey Boy Smith
promo/brawl with Shawn Michaels, and the Jerry Lawler/Aldo Montoya beat down
segment, and you can guess which was better on your own. ****
WCW World Title Match: Giant v Scott Steiner: Scott tries a waistlock
takedown at the bell, but that doesn't go very well. He shoots for the leg, but
Giant easily shrugs him off, so Steiner stupidly tries a bodyslam, and gets
toppled. Moron.
I mean, you can't manage a simple takedown AND you've got taped up ribs, so
your strategy is to try dead lifting the guy? Giant beats the piss out of him
and dumps his challenger to the outside for a trip into the post, and back in
they go for Giant to work a reverse chinlock. Giant works him over in rather
dull fashion, and hits a vertical suplex before sending Steiner over the top
with a clothesline. Giant follows to send him into the rail before taking
things back inside, and Jimmy Hart distracts the referee so Giant can bring a
chair in with him. Why? You're in complete control! It ends up allowing Steiner
time to recover, and he pounces with a sleeper, then pops the crowd when he
drops the champion with a suplex for two! They want the Frankensteiner, but not
even Scott is crazy enough to try that, so instead he just breaks the chair
over Giant's head. Huh? Why risk a DQ when you're in control of a WORLD TITLE
MATCH?! No matter, Giant no-sells, and Chokeslams him at 10:20. This was not
good, but still better than the horrid Goldust/Roberts main event on RAW. Even
the Brian Pillman contract signing segment isn't enough to give the WWF an edge
here. DUD
Glacier teaser
Okerlund comes out to announce that WCWs team to face
the Outsiders at the Bash at the Beach will be Lex Luger, Sting, and Randy
Savage. A worried Heenan notes that "during the Gulf War, we were the
outsiders in Kuwait,
and we kicked their tails!" The look on Tony's face is priceless here. Definitely
more exciting that RAWs announcement that Mr. Perfect would be the special
guest referee for the title match at King of the Ring
BUExperience: This was
twice as long as RAW, but flew by twice as fast. Better wrestling, better
angles, better presentation. No contest for WCW this week.
Monday
Night Wars Rating Chart
|
6/17/96
|
|
Show
|
RAW
|
Nitro
|
Rating
|
2.3
|
3.4
|
Total Wins
|
17
|
18
|
Win Streak
|
|
1
|
Better Show (as of 6/17)
|
8
|
26
|
No comments:
Post a Comment
Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment.