WWF Coliseum Video Collection: Sunny (1997)
WWF Coliseum Video
Collection: Sunny (1997)
Coliseum Video
compilation. The front cover of the tape features Sunny looking hot, while the
back cover actively tells you that she’s hot, in case you were doubting your
eyes
The tape is hosted by Sunny, who is (as promised)
looking hot. She clarifies that she's hosting because the likes of Todd Pettengill
or Dok Hendrix aren't worthy of hosting a tape in her honor, and that Vince
McMahon won't stop leaving messages on her answering machine
WWF Tag Team Title Match: The Bodydonnas v The Godwinns: This is a tournament final
from the Free For All pre-game show for WrestleMania XII on March 31 1996 in Anaheim California.
Zip and Henry Godwinn start, and Henry quickly backdrops him. That draws Skip
in, but Henry is ready with a press-slam, and a wheelbarrow facebuster to send
him running. Tag to Phineas Godwinn to help work Zip's arm, so the Bodydonnas
try a double team in the corner, but Phineas is fussin' and fightin' and can't
be controlled! The dust settles on Skip and Henry, and Henry counters a
dropkick by catapulting Skip over the top, and taking out Zip in the process.
Unfortunately for Henry, he falls prey to a double team, and the Bodydonnas
manages a tandem slingshot suplex for two. They cut the ring in half on Henry,
as Vince hypes up the Huckster/Nacho Man match. Too bad THAT'S not on the
Network yet. Honestly, they should just put up all the Free For All shows in
full, and I have no idea why they haven't dumped that yet. The Bodydonnas miss
a rocket launcher to allow the hot tag to Phineas, and Roseanne Barr the door!
Phineas goes for the kill with the Slop Drop on Skip, so Sunny flashes her ass
at him from the apron, allowing Skip a schoolboy for the belts at 5:08. As far
as distraction finishes go, that was a pretty good one. ** (Original rating: *)
We get clips of the Godwinns beating the Bodydonnas to
win the belts at a house show at Madison
Square Garden
on May 19 1996, which leads to Sunny becoming their manager, since she follows
the belts, not the boys
WWF Tag Team Title Match: The Godwinns v The Smoking
Gunns: From
the Free For All at the ill-fated In Your House Beware of Dog on May 26 1996 in
Florence South
Carolina. Says a lot about the state of the division
at this point when all the title matches take place on the pre-shows. Phineas
Godwinn and Bart Gunn start, and it doesn't take long for Bart to outsmart the
hog farmer. Billy Gunn tags in to work the arm, but Phineas fights him off with
a bodyslam, and passes to Henry Godwinn. Criss cross ends in Billy hooking a
sunset cradle for two, and he grounds Henry in an armbar. Over to Bart for a
flying axehandle, so Henry tries the Slop Drop, but Bart slips free. Henry
responds with a clothesline for two, and it's back to Phineas for some
wristlockin'. Bart reverses and tags, and Billy works the arm some. This is
just so pedestrian. Like house show level stuff. The Gunns kinda-sorta cut the
ring in half on Phineas, so Sunny tries to distract them, but ends up getting
kissed by Billy. That distracts Phineas, and Bart capitalizes with a side
suplex to win the title at 4:16. This was a whole lot of nothing before the
finish designed for highlight package replays. DUD (Original rating: DUD)
Sunny then dumped the Godwinns for the Gunns as she
continues following the gold, but felt bad about breaking Phineas' heart. This
leads to her coming out on an episode of Superstars (taped June 25 1996 and
aired June 29) in order to publically apologize to him for how she's treated
him. You know, if your aim is to make the guy feel better about getting dumped
by you, you probably shouldn't dress in the hottest outfit imaginable while
doing it. I mean, damn. Anyway, she gives this whole daytime TV talk show
speech about how badly she feels (with interviewer Jim Ross looking at her
sideways the whole time), and then asks Phineas himself to come out so she can
tell him in person. The poor schlub does, but then of course the whole thing is
a set up for her to make fun of him, and the Smoking Gunns to beat him down.
Phineas always did a great job of selling heartbreak, and that's not the
easiest of emotions to act out. The whole thing backfires on her when Henry and
Hillbilly Jim run out for the save, however, and Phineas gets his revenge for
the prank by pouring a bucket of pig slop over Sunny's head. Great camera angle
there, too. This was a lot of fun, especially after months of build with Sunny
playing the mean girl
WWF Tag Team Title Match: The Smoking Gunns v Owen Hart
and Davey Boy Smith:
From In Your House Mind Games on September 22 1996 in Philadelphia Pennsylvania.
Hey, back on pay per view, baby! The big time! Billy Gunn starts with Owen, and
a criss cross goes Hart's way with a hiptoss. Armdrag and a bodypress follow
for two, and Gunn wisely backs off to regroup in his home corner. Owen works a
headlock as they get back to it, and Hart hooks a small package for two during
another criss cross, so Billy throws a quick kick to allow the tag. Bart Gunn
comes in with an elbowdrop, but Owen dodges, and passes to Bulldog. Bart tries
to headlock him, but Davey forces a criss cross, and uses a schoolboy for two.
Dropkick and an armdrag follow, and it's back to Owen for a well placed clip to
the leg of the cowboy. The challengers go to work on the leg as they cut the
ring in half on Bart, but Billy manages to get some cheap shots on Bulldog on
the outside before things get too grim for the champions. The Gunns take
control of Davey, and the Sidewinder looks to finish, but Clarence Mason
distracts the referee, and Owen dives in off the top rope to break the cover.
That allows Bulldog to roll over with a cover, but Billy is up at two! Billy
puts the boots to him as the Gunns take control again, but Billy gets
distracted looking down Sunny's top, and messes up his part of a double team -
allowing Davey to hit Bart with the Running Powerslam at 10:57. Afterwards, a
furious Sunny dumps the Gunns, but sadly this didn't lead to Sunny managing
Hart/Smith, though that was more due to them publicly rejecting her than
anything else. This started off well enough, but both heat segments were really
dull, and the match dragged. ¾* (Original rating: ½*)
We get highlights of Faarooq's debut, where Sunny's new
singles client attacked Ahmed Johnson on RAW
WWF Intercontinental Title Match: Marc Mero v Faarooq: This is another tournament
final, from Monday Night RAW on September 23 1996 in Hershey Pennsylvania. This is joined in progress,
with Faarooq in control, hitting a powerslam for two. He takes Mero up to the
middle rope for a Samoan drop for two, and then down to the mat for a chinlock,
but Marc makes the ropes. That triggers a cheap shot from Sunny, so referee Pat
Patterson throws her out. Hey, the one person in the WWF who won't fall for her
honey trappings. We're clipped to Faarooq keeping control with another
chinlock, so Mero tries a sunset flip for two, but gets grounded in the
chinlock again - as some fan holds up a 'we love restholds' sign. They're just
giving the people what they want! Mero escapes and manages a jumping
clothesline, but an elbowdrop misses, and Faarooq slams him. That buys time for
him to climb to the top, but not enough, as Mero crotches him up there, and
brings him down with a rana. Faarooq taking a rana off the top feels like it's
against the laws of physics. It only gets two regardless, and Faarooq manages a
clothesline, as Sunny comes back out. That gets her confronted by Sable, and
we've got a catfight brewing! Faarooq uses the time to steal Sunny's leaded
purse, but it backfires, and Mero hits the Wild Thing to win the title at 6:30
shown of 14:50. I'll refrain from rating this until I see a more complete
version when we get to that point in the RAW reviews. This wasn't great, though
So, with no titles in her stable, Sunny decided to
focus on broadcasting, and we get a behind the scenes video of her getting her
hair, makeup, and wardrobe done before going out on TV. She acts shockingly
normal here, like almost totally out of character
We close with the I Know You Want Me music video
BUExperience: This one
is from the dying days of Coliseum Video (it may actually be the last non pay
per view show release they did), and it’s little more than a one hour highlight
reel of the tag team title scene in 1996. I’ll give it a pass simply because it’s
nice to have the title switches that aren’t on the Network in any other form
documented for posterity.
A decent addition to
your Coliseum Collection.
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