WWF Coliseum Video Collection: Big Daddy Cool Diesel (1995)
WWF Coliseum Video
Collection: Big Daddy Cool Diesel (1995)
Coliseum Video
compilation. The front cover of the tape features Diesel, and I have no idea
what the back cover features because I can’t find a picture of it on Google.
Probably Diesel
Stan Lane hosts from the studio, and he's really
excited to talk about Diesel! Aren't we all?
WWF Title Match: Diesel v Bret Hart: From Royal Rumble '95 on
January 22 in Tampa Florida. The version here is clipped down to
about nineteen minutes, but I'm just going to copy-and-paste my review of the
full match. Diesel overpowers him to start, so Bret starts shooting at the leg,
and that quickly breaks down into a slugfest. Hart with a bodypress, but Diesel
catches him in a bodyslam - only to miss an elbowdrop following. They trade
clotheslines from there, and you can guess who gets the better of that - Bret
getting knocked over the top. The Hitman tenaciously hops right back up onto
the apron to slug it out with the champion, but that ends badly as well, so
Bret decides to sweep him down, and bash Diesel's leg against the post a few
times. That allows Hart to climb in without getting hit, and he goes to work on
the leg. Figure four is applied, but tall Diesel is able to make the ropes.
Hart doesn't want to let off, however, and milks the full extent of the
referee's leniency before he does - then slaps another figure four on as soon
as he does release! Diesel again gets the ropes, so Bret starts stomping the
knee instead, until the big man rolls to the outside to get away from him. Hart
dives right after him with a tope, then sends the champion into the post, but a
whip into the steps is reversed. Diesel rolls him back in for a cross corner
whip, and a few elbows against the turnbuckles set up a sidewalk slam for two.
Straddling ropechoke connects, and Diesel applies a backbreaker submission.
Bret gets out of it, so Diesel hammers him in the corner again, and hits a
cross corner whip. Bret is just doing a marvelous job of selling here, which is
perfect, since his earlier aggression bordered on losing him sympathy from the
crowd. Diesel with an overhead backbreaker submission, but Bret escapes that as
well, so Diesel big boots him down for two. Charge in the corner, but Hart
dodges, and dives with a 2nd rope flying clothesline. He hustles to the top to
follow-up, so Diesel tries to slam him off, but Hart rakes the eyes, and
topples him for two. Again, masterful control of the audience, as Hart walks
that thin line - keeping his sympathy, while also playing a heel. To give you
an idea of what he's working with, literally the entire front row are Hart
fans, but he's making Diesel look like the hero. Hart bails to the outside
again, and when Diesel tries to pull him back in, Bret sweeps him down in the
corner, then uses his wrist tape to tie the big man's legs together! That
leaves Diesel prone for Bret to stomp, and he adds a pointed elbowdrop before
the referee can free Big Daddy Cool! Hart with a bulldog for two, and a Russian
legsweep gets two. Backbreaker sets up the 2nd rope pointed elbowdrop for two,
but Diesel grabs the ropes before Bret can even think about the Sharpshooter.
Hart responds by clotheslining him over the top, but at attempt at a plancha is
stopped when Diesel catches him, and rams his challenger into the post. Back
in, Diesel lands the Jackknife, but Shawn Michaels runs in to break up the
count at two, causing a DQ at 15:18. It's worth noting that the crowd popped
pretty big for Shawn attacking Diesel there. However, the referee decides not
to call for the bell, instead clearing Shawn out, and ruling that the match
must continue. Both guys are down for the count, but both manage to stagger to
their feet at the same time. Diesel tries cornering the Hitman, but Bret is
able to fire off some kicks at the leg to stop that particular effort, and he
works the leg again. Figure four, but the ropes are a long way away this time,
so Diesel starts clubbing at the ribcage to break himself free. Bret keeps
after the leg to prevent a comeback, but gets hammered in the corner while
wrapping Diesel's leg around the middle rope, and the champion hits a gutwrench
suplex for two. Bootchoke in the corner follows, but trying to charge with a
big boot against the buckles misses, and Hart bashes the knee against the post.
He ups the ante by using a chair on the leg next, testing the referee's
patience. Sharpshooter is successfully applied, but now Owen Hart runs in to
break up the hold for the DQ at 22:13. He doesn't get a massive pop like Shawn
did, however. The referee again doesn't call for the bell - instead ejecting
Owen and allowing the match to continue - but not before Owen manages to expose
a top turnbuckle, and whip his brother into it! Unlike the last interference,
Bret isn't moving as quickly as Diesel, and the champion staggers over to make
the cover, but only gets a dramatic two. Diesel tries ramming him into the
exposed buckle, but Bret manages to reverse - nicely sold by the champion. Hart
capitalizes by drilling the dizzy Diesel with right hands, and he manages to
knock him down, but that just inspires Diesel to get right back up and hammer
Bret with fists of his own! Hart ends up falling out of the ring, so Diesel
grabs a chair, but Bret manages to get away from him before he can use it. Bret
fakes a knee injury as Diesel climbs back in, using the distraction to hook a
small package for two. Rollup, but the referee gets bumped in the process, and
everyone ends up down. That brings Shawn and Owen back out - this time with Bob
Backlund, Jeff Jarrett, and Roadie all in tow! A massive beat down commences,
but the referee has had enough, and rules the match a no contest at 27:26. Even
with the non-ending, this was one hell of a match, with both guys working hard
and working aggressively, and Bret doing everything in his power to try and get
Diesel over in his new role. ****
WWF Title Match: Diesel v Jeff Jarrett: From Monday Night RAW in Macon Georgia
on February 20 1995. Let's give this one a fresh look, since my original review
is a good four years old anyway. Jeff tries to sneak attack, but gets shrugged
off, and hit with a straddling ropechoke. Clothesline sends Jeff over the top,
so Roadie tries distracting the world champion to allow Jarrett another sneak
attack. This one doesn't go any better for him though, and Diesel unloads with
elbows in the corner, then bootchokes him. Jeff dodges a charge, but an attempt
at a cross corner whip goes nowhere, and Diesel hiptosses him across the ring.
Snake-eyes, but Jarrett manages to slip free, and uses a ten-punch count.
Charge, but Diesel sidesteps, and sends his challenger flying over the top and
right onto Roadie! Diesel abuses him with clotheslines on the apron as Jeff
tries to climb back in, and we get a funny spot where Diesel and Roadie end up
playing tug-of-war with Jarrett. Diesel works a wristlock, but Jeff manages to
dump him over the top, where Roadie is waiting with a flying clothesline off of
the apron! Roadie then distracts the referee so Jarrett can post the champion
out there, and Jeff uses a 2nd rope flying clothesline for two on
the way back in. Standing dropkick gets two, and a swinging neckbreaker sets up
some ropechoking from the challenger. He hits his own straddling ropechoke, and
uses a 2nd rope flying bulldog for two. To the top with a flying
bodypress for two, but a charge gets caught with a sidewalk slam, and Diesel
starts making a comeback! Snake-eyes leads to the big boot, and the Jackknife
finishes clean at 9:49. I'm honestly still surprised this actually had a clean
finish, given that Jarrett was Intercontinental champion at this point. That's
almost always going to result in a screw job finish of some sort during this
era. *** (Original rating: ** ½)
Back in the studio, Stan can't believe Jarrett was ever
able to get up after taking the Jackknife. Yeah, what a piece of shit. He
should still be selling it today
WWF Title Match: Diesel v King Kong Bundy: TV taping dark match from Fort Myers Florida
on January 25 1995. Diesel tries to shove him around to start, but Bundy uses
his weight advantage to his... advantage... and pounds on the champion. Diesel
seems to be acting like kind of a dick here, as he's selling, but also making
goofy faces the whole time. Bundy with an elbowdrop for two, and he goes to a
chinlock, with Diesel literally looking like he's having a nap in there.
Avalanche, but Diesel lifts his boot to block, and a jumping clothesline
finishes at 3:57. Quite the Coliseum exclusive. DUD
WWF Title Match: Diesel v Owen Hart: From Action Zone on February
5 1995 (taped January 11) in South Padre Island Texas. Some fans have taken the time to make
a large banner with an old school dot matrix printer reading 'Owen owes so make
him pay.' That was really a great use of eight pieces of paper. Diesel unloads
in the corner to start, but Owen dodges a charge, and rakes the eyes to allow
him a headbutt. Cross corner whip, but Diesel reverses, and Hart eats a
snake-eyes, then gets clotheslined over the top. Hart manages to snap the
champion's throat across the top rope on the way back in, but he gets slammed off
the top before he can capitalize with a dive, and Diesel cross corner whips
him. Short-clothesline follows, so Shawn Michaels shows up at ringside to
distract his former tag partner. Shawn's look in early '95 was one of the worst
he had before the second run, where he constantly had terrible gear. The
distraction allows Owen to send Diesel to the outside with a dropkick, and he
dives after him with a flying axehandle out there. Back in, Owen works the leg,
and hits a missile dropkick to set up a figure four, but Diesel uses his free
leg to shove Hart into the corner to block. He starts making a comeback, so
Owen tries going to the eyes, but a trip to the top ends badly when Diesel
crotches him up there. He adds a matslam and an elbowdrop, and the big boot sets
up the Jackknife at 7:17. * ½
WWF Title Match: Diesel v Shawn Michaels: From WrestleMania XI in Hartford Connecticut
on April 2 1995. This one is joined in progress (showing only the last nine
minutes or so) so it's copy-and-paste time. We pick things up with Shawn
hitting a flying elbowdrop to the lower back for two. Nice execution on that
one, with a long jump. Michaels tries a front-facelock, but Diesel backdrops
his way out of it. Shawn tries again, same result. Diesel tries a snake-eyes,
but Shawn shoves him into the corner to block, and he grabs a sleeper. Diesel
powers out and unloads with elbows in the corner, and pair of cross corner
whips lead to a pair of clotheslines. Snake-eyes sets up a straddling
ropechoke, and Shawn takes a flip to the outside off of another cross corner
whip. Diesel is on his tail, but runs into the Superkick on the way back in -
only to find that the referee is down on the outside! Shawn gets a visual pin
as Sid pulls the referee back in for the official dramatic two count. Sid
exposes the top turnbuckle, but Diesel hits Michaels with a side suplex before
the challenger can use it. The referee is doing a great job of selling a
twisted ankle here while counting both guys for the double knockout, better
than anything either of the wrestlers are doing. Even though Diesel executed
the suplex, Shawn actually gets a two count out of it, but another 2nd rope
flying bulldog is countered with a sidewalk slam. Nice spot there. Shawn STILL
recovers first, but gets sent into the corner with a catapult - Diesel out of
position, resulting in Michaels missing the exposed buckle. Oh well. Diesel
does his best Hulk Hogan impression as he mounts a comeback, and the big boot
sets up the Jackknife (and a sloppy one at that) at 20:37. This was the Shawn
Michaels Show, with Shawn bumping and flying around, dominating Diesel without
even having to resort to much cheating, and generally showboating like crazy.
Which is great, except that he kinda got himself over at the expense of Diesel.
Good - but not great - match. ***
Stan wraps up from the studio. Boy, this tape must have
been an easy payday for him. I think he had a total of five minutes of screen
time
BUExperience: A pretty
lazy release, as 80% of it is matches that aired on TV or pay per view, and the
only exclusive match is a four minutes piece of shit. The TV matches are all
good choices, but considering three-quarters of those are available on the
Network in other places (the exception being the Owen match, which isn’t especially
notable), I wouldn’t really consider this worth your time in 2018. It worked
better in 1995, when those TV matches didn’t exist to rewatch unless you
happened to tape them, and you’d have to buy/rent Royal Rumble and WrestleMania
separately to see those matches.
Not a good addition to
your Coliseum Collection.
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