Original Airdate: July 21, 1996
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Opening Match: The Smoking Gunns v The Bodydonnas: The Gunns' WWF Tag Team Title is not on the line here. The Bodydonnas announce that they dumped Kloudy, since they don't need a manager. And also because, you know, it was one of the more embarrassing things in WWF history. It's too bad they didn't have someone better in that role, because another attractive female manager to counter Sunny might have actually been interesting. The Bodydonnas jump Billy Gunn before the bell while Bart Gunn is busy grab-assing with Sunny, allowing them to clean house. The dust settles on Bart and Zip, with Zip dominating with armdrags. The Bodydonnas work Bart's arm for a while, but he manages a tag to Billy, who ends up in trouble with Skip. Skip uses speed to outmaneuver Gunn, but telegraphs a backdrop, and eats canvas via a rocker dropper. Billy with a corner whip, but he misses the follow-up charge, and Skip armdrags him over for an armbar. Billy slugs his way out of that one, and bails to the outside, as Sunny suddenly collapses at ringside. Skip freaks out and rushes over to help her, but of course it was all a trap, and the Gunns clobber him. You'd think he, of all people, would know better. It's not like Sunny wasn't doing the exact same shit on their behalf just a few months prior. Hell, she pulled this exact same trick for them in a match against THIS VERY TEAM back at the Royal Rumble! Anyway, that allows the Gunns to cut the ring in half on Skip, including a funny spot where Billy is trying to leapfrog over Bart for a straddling ropechoke, but fails to get over his shoulders. That looked to be as much Bart's fault as Billy's, as Bart didn't give him enough room to land there. Or maybe it's just Skip's fault for being such a shrimp that his tiny body couldn't create the necessary distance needed for the landing. Either way, it looked terrible. Skip finally catches Bart with a rollup for two, and 2nd rope flying bodypress, but Bart nails him with a clothesline. Over to Billy, but a dive off the top is stopped with an inverted atomic drop, and that's enough for the hot tag to Zip. Yes, Zip is getting hot tags. That's a sign of a weak tag division if there ever was one. Sadly for freakin' Zip, he gets killed pretty quickly, but the Gunns get into a miscommunication while going for the Sidewinder, and Skip helps Zip topple Bart for the pin at 12:52. And there's why this was non-title, I guess. I usually prefer when they do that on TV to set up a title match for pay per view. These two teams had much better chemistry with the heel/face roles reversed. ¾* (Original rating: ¼*)
Mankind v Henry Godwinn: Godwinn is a sub for Jake Roberts, who is announced out with rib injuries. Lawler, of course, spends the whole night telling us he's actually not here because he's drunk. Mankind blitzes him at the bell, but runs into a powerslam, and Henry clotheslines him over the top. Mankind heads right back in, and goes to the eyes to help take Godwinn down for some biting. Godwinn fights him off with a takedown for some mounted punches, but Mankind mulekicks him, and goes for a choke, but Henry fights him off in the corner. Mankind responds with a corner whip and a two-handed bulldog to set up an elbowdrop, followed by a running kneesmash in the corner. They spill to the outside, where Mankind pulls up the mats for a swinging neckbreaker on the exposed concrete (though his execution basically results in Mankind landing on the floor... with Henry landing on top of him), and they head back inside. Mankind misses a charge to allow Godwinn a comeback, but he gets dumped to the outside again. Mankind prepares to dive after him, but Henry slams him off the apron onto the concrete, and he takes him in for the Slop Drop - only for Mankind to block, and slap on the Mandible Claw at 6:47. It's too bad the Godwinn character didn't carry over into the Attitude Era, because you totally know Vince Russo would have booked Mankind to take a shit in that slop bucket. This just kind of puttered around. ¼* (Original rating: ½*)
Steve Austin v Marc Mero: I actually think Sable was hotter during this period than when she became a big star in 1998.
Goldust v Undertaker: Hey, Goldust. Haven't really seen much of him since King of the Ring. He stalls for an extended period at the bell - running around ringside, hiding in the crowd, and even using the referee as a human shield. Meanwhile, Undertaker just kinda stands there. Goldust finally gets close enough that Undertaker can strike him, but that just sends Goldust bailing for the outside again, and it's a whole new run of stalling versus glaring. Goldust tries sweeping Undertaker to the floor, but it backfires when 'Taker chokeslams him onto the steps out there, as the announcers fall over themselves making movie references. Undertaker grabs the stairs to slam down on Goldust, but Marlena shields him, and 'Taker abandons the idea. Inside, Undertaker chokes him in the corner, and a cross corner whip sets up a clothesline. Undertaker adds a legdrop for two, and he takes Goldust back into the corner for some rights and lefts. Ropewalk forearm and a bodyslam set up an elbowdrop, but Goldust dodges, and clotheslines 'Taker over the top. Undertaker sweeps him out after him, but this time Goldust gets the better of it, and hammers him on the apron. He tries dragging Undertaker back in, but gets his throat snapped across the top rope in the process, so he whips 'Taker into an exposed top turnbuckle. Back to the outside, Goldust slams the steps across Undertaker's back, and a bodyslam on the way back in sets up a reverse chinlock. Undertaker fires up a comeback, but they have some miscommunication while trying the
Main Event: Six-Man Tag Team Match: Shawn Michaels, Ahmed Johnson, and Sycho Sid v Davey Boy Smith, Owen Hart, and Vader: A portion of the guardrail literally collapses as the fans mob Michaels during the entrances. Shawn starts with Vader, and tries matching the big man with fists, but six of Shawn's equals only one of Vader's, and the world champion ends up on his ass. Criss cross sees Michaels hooking a rana, and he comes off the ropes with a jumping clothesline. Bodypress sends them both over the top, and Michaels adds a baseball slide, then a plancha! Shawn's not done though, and tries a dive off the apron next, but Vader dodges that one, and Michaels hits the rail. Back inside, Vader unloads in the corner, but Shawn slips out of a side suplex, and passes to Sid! He comes in hot on Vader, so the rest of
BUExperience: Because these shows are only two hours long, it doesn’t take much to get them over. While there’s nothing earth shattering here, the main event makes up a quarter of it on its own, and there’s a good Austin/Mero match underneath, plus the short runtime keeps things from getting bogged down.
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